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You Just Might Be Yankee If

• Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.

• You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."

• You think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY SPICY.

• You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts).

• You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

• For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.

• You don't know what a moon pie is.

• You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.

• You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

• You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.

• You have no idea what a polecat is.

• You don't have bangs.

• You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

• You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes."

• You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.

• You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show.

• You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

• You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

• You have more than one professional sports team in your home state.

• You call binoculars opera glasses.

• You don't know anyone with at least two first names (Joe Bob, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)

• You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

• None of your fur coats are homemade.

 

 

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Date Site Last Updated: 6th August 2011