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Top 10 Reasons For Being English

1. Two World Wars and One World Cup, doo-dah doo-dah

2. Warm beer

3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket

4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events

5. Union jack underpants

6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer

7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a worldpower

8. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not

9. Ditto changing underwear

10. Beats being Welsh Or Scottish

 

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Date Site Last Updated: 6th August 2011