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Top 10 Reasons For Being Australian

1. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no civilized nation on earth wanted

2. Fosters Lager

3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you

4. Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket, even though you don't understand the rules either

5. Tact and sensitivity

6. Bondai Beach

7. Other beaches

8. Liberated attitude towards homosexuals

9. Drinking cold lager on the beach

10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach

 

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Date Site Last Updated: 6th August 2011