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1. "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" Christina Aguilera

2. "I get to go to lots of overseas places... like Canada." Britney Spears

3. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." Golfer Greg Norman

4. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey

5. "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." Supermodel Linda Evangelista

6. "The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush." Actor Sylvester Stallone

7. "I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me." Jessica Simpson

8. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields during an anti-smoking campaign interview.

9. "What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?" Paris Hilton

10. "I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa." Britney Spears

11. "Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken by the sea." Jessica Simpson

12. "I'm not sure if there was a key event that changed me, but I first had sex when I was 14." Angelina Jolie

13. "I've got taste. It's inbred in me." David Hasselhoff

14. "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." Alicia Silverstone

15. "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky ... a pulsating force of incredible energy." David Arquette

16. "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." Arnold Schwarzenegger

17. "He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too." Don King

18. "I feel my best when I'm happy." Winona Ryder

19. "All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through." R.Kelly

20. "Where is East Angular, is it abroad?" Jade Goody

 

 

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Date Site Last Updated: 6th August 2011