There's this guy who lives in Alabama, and he's sitting right in the middle of a vast cornfield, paddling as fast as he can in his rowboat.
So this big drunk redneck driving through the cornfields comes across this guy sitting in his rowboat.
Well the redneck starts getting all mad, and starts screaming at the guy. "You're the kind of asshole that gives us Alabama people a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your damn ass!"
Submitted by: Stacie
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Date Last Updated: 1st August 2008
